She might not have beat the shiz out of her cheating husband, but Elin Nordegren still has some mayjah balls!!!

As cocktail waitress/homewrecker Jaimee Grubbs bragged to her coworkers at the Stone Rose Lounge in West Hollywood about her tryst with Tiger Woods, she got an unexpected call from a very unhappy wife.

On Friday, the day of the infamous car crash, Grubbs played one of the many voicemails from Tiger Woods asking her to delete her outgoing message because his wife was becoming suspicious.

And he was damn right about Elin's suspicions!!

Later that evening, the whore Grubbs received a call from a blocked number and when Jaimee asked who it was, the caller replied, "You know who this is because you're fucking my husband."

Meow!!

(Source: www.perezhilton.com)

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WOW TIGER!!! Golfing takes MEGA skills and concentration.....I definitely thought you were smarter than this.

ps.....just curious......do you have anything against fucking black women?!?!?! What is your infatuation with white women?!

You should stick to GOLF and ONE WOMAN!

xoxo Patrick

I swear by this product......I own one, and I think every guy should own this as well. Add this to your Christmas list!

Holiday Must Haves for the Modern Man.

As a man of style I have compiled a list of some of my favorite things that I think you SHOULD have....they should be on any man's Christmas list this year...

1. The BHT-600 Remington Body and Back Groomer
This fabulous product is great! I personally own one of these and received it as a Christmas gift. Every man should use one of these because you can use it in the shower so the hair just falls off! Very portable for travel and it has many uses for every part of the body!! http://www.remington-products.com/grooming/bg_bht-600.htm

2. A pea coat....yes, a pea coat gentlemen.
This is a great item to have in your wardrobe because it is versatile. You can dress it up with slacks and a tie, and you can wear it with a nice pair of dark denim jeans. Please save us the humiliation of wearing it with holey jeans though...
www.bananarepublic.com is a great spot to start shopping. If that is more than your pocket book can handle Kohls and JcPenney are other great options.

3. The Apple iPhone 3G S.
I don't personally own one of these at the moment, but my friends RAVE about this product. Who wouldn't want those cool Apps? That's what it's all about.....Apple has really worked out the problems with the original iPhones and while they are only on the AT&T network, they have considerably come down in price.

4. UGG boots.
I would just like to go on the record: UGG boots are for men AND women. We typically only see women wearing these kicks but they are very comfortable and in Australia; where they originated, men wear them on the beach after surfing! They are an amazing boot made with real sheep skin....come on guys, let's show the girlies that guys can walk in the snow in comfort! Start here: www.uggaustralia.com

5. The Wii Fit Plus
Let's be honest.....a fit man is an attractive man. Not all of us can be as hot as Josh Duhamel or David Beckham, but we can damn well try!...and you should be trying guys. Productivity in your lives and attentiveness to daily tasks starts with endorphins which are activated through exercise! Lots of families already have the Wii...use it to your advantage!

Our Rihanna.

Ok......
Let's be honest people.
Rihanna should NEVER have gotten back with Chris Brown.
Talk about a woman hater.
I don't understand what happened. Part of me thinks it was all publicity.

XOXO
Pat

My First Wall Post!

Yes, that's right guys.
I FINALLY got a Twitter, and now a blog!
Get Excited.

XOXO
Pat